Curse

[M]agna_[C]arta · Mar 14, 2008, 01:42 PM // 13:42

Introduction:
-Hi, I just wanna know what were you'r Dream Jobs or Goals in life are?
Creativity and Imagination has no Boundries, say anything.
You wanna live as an Alien be a Samurai from the past, what^^?

First Introduce who you are.
Then play the life you wanted, The gamestyle is same as the Blackhole Bar.
But instead of killing people you do Pranks, do amazing Goals etc.
Though you can still kill people, And forum mates could just resurrect themselves back^^.

Tosha · Mar 14, 2008, 01:55 PM // 13:55

**edit** Forgot the introduction. I am 22 years old, and I study Molecular Life Sciences. My study can either a) make me the worlds best bioterrorist or b) make me invent some super medicine. Since I dont like prison cells that much, I decided to go for option b), though I do believe a) is very tempting, and I might try that if b) does not work out. Since you can get very rich if you invent the right medicine, I already thought of something to buy with my future billions. Going to reach this by inventing a cure against cancer when I am 25, then I have to build my facilities on my newbought island, so I guess it all will be ready by the time I'm 28. Or so I hope.

My Ultimate Dream Job would be Safekeeper Of A Private Tropical Island And Keeper Of Slaves For Personal Comfort. Of course there has to be an internet connection (cannot live without internet), a huge library filled with fantasy books, and a swimming pool. And once a week an airplane is allowed to fly over my island to drop some food. Any unwanted visitors will be Shot On Sight. The only person allowed (other than my slaves, who have to be mute by the way) is my boyfriend.

Inde · Mar 14, 2008, 02:04 PM // 14:04

I'm Inde. I'm an enigma. I run these forums and have been called every nasty name in the book (some quite creative) though my favorite is dictator. My aspirations include starting a super duper secret orginization called LORDS OF DOOM and having my own private lair. My lair, of course, requires a tropical island with a volcano so I will be planning a super secret mission to overthrow and mysteriously make Tosha's (and her boyfriends) body disappear.

Tosha · Mar 14, 2008, 02:14 PM // 14:14

Since my plan b) will obviously fail with inde close, I think I am going for plan a). Bioterrorist it is! So I create an Ultra Virus which I threaten to releas on Inde unless he accepts me in his orginization and gives me an island of my own

RiKio · Mar 14, 2008, 03:42 PM // 15:42

I will finish this.

Im Rikio, King of the Lolcats. I´ve decided to expand my kingdom over the world, and I love Tosha´s island, so I will invade it and establish there my palace. Prepare for die or prepare for join me.

Turbobusa · Mar 14, 2008, 05:21 PM // 17:21

I'm Habanero, student in electronics. I'm secretly preparing my invasion to take over the world by sending robots unaffected by tosha's bio weapons. I'll then create a new....Ho wait a black 4x4 just stop in front of my house and someone's ringing

Reflect · Mar 14, 2008, 05:49 PM // 17:49

I`m Dimitar, and your one and only true god!!!!!
/kneel before me!

Malice Black · Mar 14, 2008, 05:55 PM // 17:55

I am the internet taxman. I require you all to pay tax for using the internet.

I also have the power to charge you for the use of LOL cats, and all other aspects of internet meme's (current rate being 5% of your annual income, or of your parent/legal guardians income)

Pay me now, or you will be perma banned from the internet.

The Way Out · Mar 14, 2008, 06:20 PM // 18:20

I am a 27 year old Internet Security Analyst, and I help Malice construct strict enforcement on the net by blocking links to all lol catz.

We accept Visa or Matercard

**cosyfiep** · Mar 14, 2008, 07:49 PM // 19:49

I am cosyfiep a rat/mouse....my goal in life is to get as much bread as I can (and more than my clan....) currently I have a nice fluffy cheese bun I am nibbling on.

Usurp · Mar 14, 2008, 09:17 PM // 21:17

I am Usurp...I work to restore faith in all that is good, end suffering in all matters large and small...encourage independent thought, logic, consideration, respect, and compassion. Regardless of whether you like, love, hate, or are apathetic toward me...I wish you good fortune in all aspects of your life.

My ideal life...the one I currently live.

Nightmares Hammer · Mar 14, 2008, 09:43 PM // 21:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inde

I'm Inde. I'm an enigma. I run these forums and have been called every nasty name in the book (some quite creative) though my favorite is dictator. My aspirations include starting a super duper secret orginization called LORDS OF DOOM and having my own private lair. My lair, of course, requires a tropical island with a volcano so I will be planning a super secret mission to overthrow and mysteriously make Tosha's (and her boyfriends) body disappear.

Could i be one of your evil henchman please?

Anyway, i'm basicly a member of the Amazingly Secret Trolling Association (ASTA). I'm in charge of maintaining our Scottish division, overseeing and approving Spam, Flames, and soon-to-be Trolls.

Drakken Breathes Fire · Mar 15, 2008, 12:02 AM // 00:02

I am from the intranets.
I lure little girls to the park with candy and funny stories to feed my pet anaconda.
*this was NOT meant as innuendo.*

some guy · Mar 15, 2008, 01:30 AM // 01:30

Cheating internet taxes, while avoiding malice and no way out

Redfeather1975 · Mar 15, 2008, 03:05 AM // 03:05

Hi, my name is Redfeather and I am a baby with an eye patch and moustache.
My goal in life is to find the perfect hiding place.
Also I have a nervous twitch that makes me touch people's foreheads with my feet by accident.

TPike · Mar 15, 2008, 04:54 AM // 04:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by [M]agna_[C]arta

Introduction:
-Hi, I just wanna know what were you'r Dream Jobs or Goals in life are?
Creativity and Imagination has no Boundries, say anything.
You wanna live as an Alien be a Samurai from the past, what^^?

First Introduce who you are.
Then play the life you wanted, The gamestyle is same as the Blackhole Bar.
But instead of killing people you do Pranks, do amazing Goals etc.
Though you can still kill people, And forum mates could just resurrect themselves back^^.

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